Husband: Wow, the dark circles under your eyes are like half of what they usually are. Are you using something new?

Me: Why, yes! (I am giddy with excitement). I am trying out a new eye gel to use in my treatments. It seems to be working…

Husband: Well, it’s still early. Let’s take another look in eight hours.

Eight hours later…

Me: Well?

Husband: Well what?

Me: My eyes!

Husband: What? You can’t see?

Me: Whatever.

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